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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, woohoo, gets me all tingly! Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know? “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about”—that’s me tryin’ to explain this to Marge! So, sexual-massage—basically, it’s hands roamin’, oils flowin’, all sexy-like. Not yer regular backrub, nah, this one’s got *spice*. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this, called it “erotic rubdowns” for warriors! Crazy, right? Gets me pumped thinkin’ bout it—Homer the warrior, ha!

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the locals are wild too. i remember one time—i was giving an extended massage near the corner of Oak and 3rd—and this lady bursts out laughing over a joke i made. i mean, come on, that moment was pure gold. sometimes i think, "this is living, YOLO." but then, life throws curveballs. like the time when traffic on Parkside was so maddening, i nearly lost my chill. but hey, that's ridley's charm.

Katherine M. "Kathy" Crouse Obituary (2025) - Ridley Park, PA - White-Luttrell Funeral Homes, Ltd. - Ridley Park