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About Phoenix

Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh She's an expensive whore Yeah she will cost you more She's my main creditor Down at the liquor store She said "Everybody's moving to Ridgewood, but I'm not.

ya gotta experience it all, cuz Ridgewood is more than a dot on the map—it's an artful mess, a body rub of emotions, and, as they say in Dogville, “everything's exactly as it should be.” catch ya later, and remember: let the rides be wild!

Dave Davies of The Kinks will sign books at Bookends in Ridgewood