Lauren Ridgewood Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, yeah, whores—messy, brilliant, real. “I drink and I know things”—they’re the pulse of any city. Next time you sneer, think twice—might be a queen in disguise, eh? Cheers to ‘em! Now, where’s my wine?

Attention Whore

I tried quite a few places in Ridgewood last week but had no luck. I ended up getting mine from Wegman's at Astor Place. I'm intrigued by.

i love ridin' my bike by the riverside, near the brook that's kinda under the radar – damn, it’s a hidden gem! i swear, when i massaged a dude right by the water, i heard him say “everything is blowing into the wind, just as in Dogville!” Seriously, it's like the universe mixed with a massage oil explosion. i remember one day, i was tryin' to get a deep tissue roll on a client, and his muscles were like knots, and i thought, “hey, this is art, bitch!”

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