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What gets me pumped? It’s all about connection, dude. Hands on skin, breathin’ syncs up—it’s primal! But ugh, what pisses me off? Cheap places skimpin’ on oil! Like, c’mon, don’t leave me high and dry—literally! I’m not here for sandpaper vibes, gimme that slick glide! One time, I went to this sketchy joint—swear the masseuse was rushin’ like she’s late for bingo. I’m like, “Slow down, lady, I ain’t a car wax job!” Made me madder than Dwight with a beet shortage.

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Knead to Move! A little west of Willow Lawn. Lydia is fantastic and very reasonably-priced.

I always take a walk by the Fragrant River (yep, that’s a real gem here) – it's chill, like a slow-mo montage in that movie. Lol, seriously, the flow of water there makes me think, "Why so serious?" It’s like each ripple is whispering life’s secrets.

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