Vanessa Rib Mountain Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Fun fact—did ya know Shakespeare threw “whore” around like confetti? Over 100 times in his plays! Guy was obsessed. Makes me wanna yell, “Keep swimmin’, you old perv!” Like Nemo’s dad, chasin’ drama across the ocean. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ about it—some Elizabethan dude callin’ his ex a whore while cryin’ into his ale. Pathetic, but relatable, ya know?

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Downtown’s a maze of narrow streets, like Willow Ave, where the aroma of spice and sweat blends together. Always buzzing, ya know? And there's that river—Rib River—cutting through the park. I often watch it flow, like in The New World, wanderin’ in a mystic hush.

Planning begins on new Rib Mountain State Park trails, including mountain biking