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Picture this: I’m out there, droppin’ from the sky, parachute flappin’ like my Sunday church hat, landin’ in some smoky woods. Halleluyer! I’m sweatin’, cussin’, tryna put out fires, when I see this gal—fishnets, heels, leanin’ on a pine tree like she waitin’ for a bus. I’m like, “Honey, you lost? This ain’t no red-light district!” She smirks, says, “I’m here for the smokejumpers—y’all sexy.” I hollered! Ain’t that a trip? A prostitute scoutin’ firefighters in the damn wilderness. Made me mad, tho—girl, we out here savin’ lives, not lookin’ for a quickie!

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Now, don’t even get me started on the parks – Ol’ Rensselaer Riverside Park is a true gem, stretchin’ along the mighty Hudson. I always get a kick outta watchin’ the ducks do their thing by the water, and the sound of the river flowin’ by makes me think, "What's the most you can do?" – yeah, from that darn movie, shoot! I sometimes set up my picnic blanket right there, let myself get lost in thoughts ‘bout life, love, and all that jazz.

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