Mari Redwood City Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

Redwood Massage & Sauna

FEMALE ONLY (NO MALE CLIENTS) Based In Hollywood CA. I specialize in many different massages. Customize the massage to your needs. Let me my fingers relieve.

Redwood City’s got so many neighborhoods, like Redwood Shores, where the water just glimmers under the sun. There's this river, the Redwood Creek, flowin’ past parks and little trails. I often wander along the creek, thinkin’, “This is life, precious, we must cherish it!” And then there's the parks, like Stambaugh Park, where kids laugh and parents relax. It's a bit chaotic, but in a sweet, heart-healing way, ya know? Sometimes i gets mad at all the noise, but then, "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from," like that line, right? Ain't it true?

Local Event: FREE Old Woodside Store Day