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Oh, and get this—heard from a snitch, she once conned a priest! A PRIEST! Convinced him she’s savin’ up for a “new life.” Hah! New life, sure—new lipstick, maybe. Had me crackin’ up, picturin’ this holy fool handin’ over cash while she’s quotin’ scripture wrong. “Thou shalt not steal”—oops, missed that one, Lola! Surprised me, though—whore’s got layers, like a damn onion, stinky and confusin’.

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Oi, listen up mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Redlands (us) – it's a proper quirky dump, but I luv it anyway. I'm a sexologist livin’ here, so you bet I've seen the inner nooks and crannies that even the local idiots ignore. Right off, ya got Downtown Redlands on Pine Ave – it's kinda like Pan’s Labyrinth, "the labyrinth of fantasies", except instead of mystical fauns, you get dodgy coffee shops with wonky Wi-Fi and even wonkier customers.

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