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Lemme drop some truth – escorts ain’t just arm candy, nah, they’re pros at readin people. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some escorts were spies, slippin secrets between sheets. Wild, right? Gets me pumped thinkin bout the hustle – beats sawin planks all day. But what pisses me off? The fakers – posers who can’t even flirt right, givin the game a bad rap. I’d rather watch Hans Landa choke on his strudel than deal with that.

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I can’t forget the health museums on Farr Rd – not museums of sex, mind you – but places where the freakin’ human body gets dissected in public view. Makes me roll my eyes, I tell ya. But hey, at least it gives me fodder for my patients who think their organs are shyer than their love lives.

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