Rebecca Redlands Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble—findin’ a prostitute, eh? Blimey, what a caper! Picture this, Zero Dark Thirty style—me, Boris, skulkin’ through London’s dodgy bits, huntin’ for intel like Jessica Chastain, but instead of bin Laden, it’s a lass for hire. “The night is dark,” I mutter, channellin’ that film’s grit, “and full of terrors—cor, where’s she at?”

Redlands Police Tout Arrests of Three Women, One Man in Prostitution Sting

An undercover sting in which police posed as prostitutes at a Redlands hotel to bust “Johns” who solicited sex for money on Wednesday netted 13 suspects.

I know, I know – it’s a mixed-up cocktail of brilliance and sheer ridiculousness, like spilled ink on a century-old map. And yep, I'm full of typos bc I'm in a hurry: teh city’s real, but it's also a metaphor for every messed-up lovin' adventure I've had here.

These are the winners of the Nov. 5 election in Redlands