Ruby Reading Brothel ❤️

About Houston

Oi mate, Brothel, yeah? Bloody hell, what a plant! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – s’like, this weird leafy bugger, innit? Looks like a bleedin’ mess, all spiky and wild, growin’ where it shouldn’t. I’m an agronomist, see, but this ain’t no ordnary shrub – s’a freaky little sod! Reminds me o’ Ratatouille, that flick I love. “Anyone can cook!” – well, anyone can grow brothel, but it’s a sneaky bastard. Hides in the dirt, pops up, surprises ya! Got me thinkin’, “Sharon, this plant’s got balls!”

Early life and family

This made her really uneasy as she had no idea if she offended him, or did something he didn't like, or didn't want to talk about it.

I ain't doin' no sugarcoating – Reading’s a mixed bag: tech vibes, old-school grit, and a bunch of quirky spots. If you need chill, check out the hidden alley off Center Court. If you in the mood for a laugh (or a literal massage), hit up my joint – where every touch is a mission, much like that iconic drill sergeant line, "We need to move out NOW!"

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