Harper Rapid Valley Sexual Massage ❤️

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Here’s a kicker: Romans used it in bathhouses – orgies and massages, all mixed up! History’s freaky, huh? Makes me laugh my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. Git-R-Done! I’d tell ya, it’s better’n any pill – no side effects, ‘cept maybe wantin’ more! Last time, I’m layin’ there, oil smellin’ like a pine forest, and I’m thinkin’, “Lord, this beats dissectin’ frog guts!” Surprised me how quick I forgot my ex’s naggy voice – poof, gone!

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My service includes: blowjob, nuru massage, french kissing, straight sex, foot fetish, doggie, bbbf, anal sex, 69style, oral.

I gotta mention, though, there’s little secrets few know. Like on Crescent Rd. – hidden courtyard near the old mill. People say it’s haunted. I ended up gabbin’ with a stray soul last week. Well, not a literal soul, ya know? Just someone feelin’ down until I gave them a hand. It always gets me – like, so damn emotional... inside and out!

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