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I luv it, but sometimes it’s dodgy—fake parlors promisin’ “happy end” and bam, ya out fifty bucks for a lousy back pat. Sarcasm on: oh wow, best day eva. Still, when it’s good, hoo boy, it’s like Freddie yellin’, “I’m a man!”—ya feel alive, strong, like ya could punch a bear. Personal quirk? I hum “Despicable Me” tunes while dey knead my hairy back—drives ‘em nuts, heh.

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I got a fave vibe near Charcoal Crk – yep, that tiny creek is full of character. My buddy and I once sat there, so drunk on nature and laughin’ about, “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” – so true, eh?

Sacramento County has spent $2.3 million on vacant ranch near Rancho Murieta since 2015