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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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Honestly, I’m so loony ‘bout how Rancho-Cordova mixes modern hustle with chill vibes. "You see, the more you know, hmm?" we say. This city's got layers – kinda like a dating profile: swipin’ left and right but then BOOM… connection when you least expect. And oh! So many typos in my head right now, cuz love is messy sometimes, just like our code.

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