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Oi mate, sex-dating’s a wild ride! *beep* I’m Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom. Picture this – swiping right, bam, instant lust. Like in *A History of Violence*, “You’re the best, Tom!” – but it’s just horny strangers. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure chaos, yeah? *whirr* Cosmic wisdom says it’s primal, animalistic. Bodies colliding, no strings, pure heat.

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There’s a fella runnin’ a yoga shcool on Pine st. His moves? Like somethin’ out of a fckin’ epic film. I laughed, cried, and shouted “Motherf**er, get your zen on!” every now and then. Oh, and the local diner, Big Al’s—damn, food that smacks you in the face with flavor. His burger? Legendary, like one of those slow-motion scenes in Brokeback where the tension is palpable.

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