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I reckon it’s ancient, yeah? Them Greeks or Romans – prolly both – mucky buggers, they’d slap oil on and go to town. Little known fact – some bloke in Thailand, centuries back, mixed massage with a cheeky twist, and bam, sexual-massage was born! Gets me all giddy thinkin’ ‘bout it – happy vibes, mate! But then, some twats mess it up, makin’ it dodgy, and I’m like – “Oi, keep it class, ya wankers!” Pisses me off, that does.

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I gotta mention the little-known facts, the ones that make me mad sometimes. Like, why is it that certain parts of the town – say, near Southview, by the old rail yard – get left aside? Where’s the support for those souls suffering silently? You know my heart breaks for that, every damn time. But then, you wander into North Haven and you see resilience in art, in every storefront, in every cracked pavement painted with hope. It’s maddening and beautiful at once.

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