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I knew this one guy—Tommy, shifty fella—hired an escort for his dog’s birthday. No kiddin’! Wanted her to sing “Happy Birthday” in a bikini—dog didn’t care, just ate the cake. Laughed my ass off, but—here’s the deal—it’s weird, sure, but kinda sweet, y’know? People are nuts! Escorts see it all—crazy, sad, wild stuff. Like that line, “We’re just living,” from the film—ain’t that the truth? They’re out there, livin’, dodgin’ cops, makin’ rent.

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I love wanderin the neighborhoods, especially the quirky little block near Maple & 7th. I get all zen in that massage therapy joint—it's almost like I can feel the universe tangling in your muscles. I always say, “Everything is fundamentally random, man, even these knots,” echoing some serious Coen-esque mystery, like, “I guess everything's coming up aces... or not.”

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