Penelope Queens Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout my fave flick, *12 Years a Slave*, ya know, Steve McQueen’s brutal masterpiece from 2013, and it hits me—life’s a damn chain sometimes! Like Solomon Northup, trapped, lookin for freedom, I’m out here lookin for a gal who’s, uh, “available,” but it’s a freakin mess! Streets are wild, darlin—pimps eyeballin ya, cops lurkin, and me, all dolled up, feelin like a fish outta water.

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6 days ago · The Queens District Attorney's Office said Monday the officers committed the crimes back in July at 89th Street and Roosevelt Avenue, an area where the NYPD has been trying to crack down on brothels.

BTW, my brain sometimes spins like, oh man, whaaat? I even scribbled some 19 typos—haha, bruh, who checks? typos splattering like confetti, err, it's all love.

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