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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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Punta Gorda is located in Southwest Florida, in Charlotte County. It is located about 30 miles north of Fort Myers and a couple hours south of Tampa.

Oh man, Punta-Gorda-Isles (us) is wild, lemme tell ya—an absolute gem! I’ve been callin’ it home for a while now, and as a sexologist, I've learned a lot about its hidden charms and sexy quirks. Ya know, much like malick’s "The New World"… “Everything is a miracle.” Trust me, there’s miracles here aplenty.

Spanish estate home in Punta Gorda Isles on market for $1,345,000