Emily Prunedale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

What pisses me off? Underrated as fuck. Should be bigger than “Sweet Caroline” at a damn cantina. Happy tho—makes me feel alive, not just a tin-can Sith. Exaggeratin’ here, but it’s like Maria’s screamin’ my pain, “I am your father!”—nah, she’s the mother of badassery. Total mess of a song, in the best way—like me, like Tarantino’s scripts. Pure, unhinged art. Whore’s my jam, period. *heavy breathing fades*

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We've created a new map using only the lewdest, most sexualized town names. To do this, we placed our minds in the gutter and spent days looking over detailed.

I gotta mention the hidden park on Cedar Ln, practically the VIP lounge of the outdoors. It’s small but oh-so intimate, like a secret stage in an indie film. We’d grab some snacks, watch stars, and talk in the language of hashtags. Crazy nights, man, crazy nights—sometimes I’d be coding dating algorithms while my mind wanders like Kanye’s free-form rants in "Gold Digger" mode—bam!

80 animals shot to death in California, 1 man arrested: sheriff