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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been sailin’ the seas o’ clinical research, aye, but today I’m spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—argh, not what ye think! Me favorite flick, *Amélie*, that quirky French lass, got me ponderin’ this odd job. Picture it: Paris streets, cobblestone slick, and me, slurrin’ wit, lookin’ for a lass to hire—not for rum-soaked shenanigans, but research, aye! “The risk was calculated,” I mutter, like Amélie countin’ her lil’ joys, “but man, am I bad at math!”

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There’s so many jerky surprises too, like random pop-up festivals in the town square—keeps my pleasure coach soul buzzing. You're welcome to tag along sometime; I'll show ya all the best spots, even that almost-forgotten mural near Grand St. I swear, it whispers secrets of yesteryears. It’s just like that movie line: “It is not the star of the movie, but the heart behind the scene.” Rarrgh!

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