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Picture dis: me, walkin’ into a brothel, all muscle, Austrian swagger. Da ladies laughin’, “Who’s dis Terminator?” I’d crack a joke— “Need a lift, or just a ride?” Ha! Sarcasm, ya, but it’s fun. Dey’d probably charge extra for da accent! Oh, and get dis—some brothels got secret rooms, hidden behind bookshelves! Like a spy movie, so badass. Makes me wanna bust in, shoutin’, “Get to da choppa!”—uh, I mean, “Get outta da bed!”

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I want to overtake the brothel, to make the life of the sex workers better and use their talents for spying on their costumers.

Oh, and the neighborhoods? So diverse, bro. There's a rad mix; like West Haven (not the one in the movies, pssh) full of charming homes and neat cafes where I sometimes let my sexology rants fly. I had a memory of meeting a quirky poet at a local bodega on Birch Street. He said, “I'm waiting for a train, Mr. Prosper!” I laughed, rarrgh, like Inception’s spinning top – twisting reality, man.

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