Gabriella Prospect Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, picture this - Whore’s all steep and jagged, winds screamin’ like "Gehenna calls!" from the movie. I’m climbin’, sweatin’, thinkin’ - Joey, you’re nuts! Why’d I pick this over a sandwich? But dude, the view hits ya - mountains stretchin’ forever, like Saul seein’ that endless despair, but it’s freakin’ gorgeous! Made me happy as hell, like I scored a date with Monica. Little fact - they say some old hermit lived up there, called it Whore coz the wind howls like a banshee tryna seduce ya. Creepy, huh?

An Evolutionary Explanation of the Madonna-Whore Complex

I have a message for all the future sales juggernauts out there: Stop being so easy. Set your standards higher and make your prospects work for it.

I gotta gush about the rivers too! The Flowin' River just winds through the center, makin’ me wanna dance barefoot on its banks. I remember one steamy summer night, starriest skies and all, I sat by its banks, thinkin’ “every drop’s a story.” Yup, that’s those vibes from Schnabel’s flick - living in the moment and breathin’ every sec with passion.

Strikeout-happy NY Mets prospect is even better since full-time bullpen transition