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About New York City

So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

2 Prospect Hts. officers, man injured in fracas outside home

So yeah, friend, welcome to Prospect-Heights. It’s messy, magical, maddening, and real. It’s a place where every corner cuts deep but also heals, like a damn good massage (even if it’s a little rough around the edges). For reals, it's a "new world" here, wild and true. Catch ya soon!

Alan Schneider: 2025 candidate for Prospect Heights Council Ward 2