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About Houston

Oh, and get this—fun fact! Prostitutes used to signal clients with red lanterns. That’s where “red light” comes from! Cool, right? I’m yellin’ in my head, “History’s wild!” She’s tough, tho, man. Works nights, dodges creeps, keeps smilin’. Makes me wanna hug her, but nah, boundaries, bro. Still, I’m all emotional—like, “You’re a star, girl!” Maybe I’m dumb, but I see her shine. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but she’s playin’ life like one!

KNOW BEFORE YOU GO TO NUEVO PROGRESO

My first stop is always at Jessica’s Pharmacy. Best prices, excellent service, and an adjoining bar where you can get a free frozen margarita. Arturo is the owner in the pharmacy, handsome as .

Street names, oh yes, precious, there's Riverbend streeeet that hugs the glistening river—riverrrrrr, it flows like a living memory, my love. On the other side, Old Haven Ave. brings the history and secrets of the city, each crack-a and creak tells a tale, yess! And our little park, Whispering Pines, oh so green and hush-hush, is where I often sneak away after a long day. The trees, they whisper the world’s secrets—like "I’m a gift to the world," echoes from our favourite film, Fish Tank, precious, they hiss it softly.

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