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I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it—respect my authoritah, I deserve this! Makes me wanna yell, “I’m not fat, I’m festive!” ‘Cause after one, I’d be bouncin’ around happy as a clam! Clams don’t get massages, tho—sad! Anyway, it’s chill, it’s wild, it’s like swimmin’ with Nemo’s dad, but dirtier. You gotta try it, or you’re a loser, period! Seriouslah, don’t be a Kyle—get rubbed down!

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Oh, I must tell ya, the city makes me so dizzy, excited, and at times, downright mad. I overheard a squabble in our little market at Thornberry Sq., oh dear, so many voices clashing like mad, mad! But that's our life here—emotional, raw, and real, yeah, real messy and beautiful, like a piece of broken glass reflecting sunlight.

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