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Here’s the weird part—heard some dude in Thailand got a sexual-massage with, get this, *snakes*. Snakes! Slitherin’ all over—talk about freaky. Made me jump outta my chair—holy hell, who’s that wild? Not me, I’d pee myself. But damn, that’s bold. Me, I’d stick to hands—soft, slow, like Eli’s creepy lil’ touch. “We’re not like them,” she says—yeah, sexual-massage ain’t like no regular backrub neither. It’s got soul, man, a dark lil’ edge.

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Alright, I might be ramblin’ a bit – haha, sorry if you're gettin' lost. But Porterville is a mosaic of the good, the quirky, and even the annoying. Every corner tells a story. Like, one day I was giving a massage, and the client told me, "It's like having all my feelings, inside-out, swirl around!" Kinda made me proud to be a part of this town.

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