Jade Port Royal Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Drivin’ her’s like dancin’ with the devil—fun ‘til it ain’t. Got this student once, Timmy, skinny lil’ fella, thought he’d tame her. Ha! She spun him out faster’n you can say “Corsican boss.” I yelled, “Ease up, man!” but nope—whore don’t play nice. She’s got 450 horses under the hood, folks—ain’t no Prius sippin’ tea. Little known fact: Dodge made her so wild, early models didn’t even have side windows—just plastic flaps! Cheap thrills, huh? Pissed me off—car like that deserves respect, not some half-assed build.

Old Port Royal: It was reputedly a place of loose morals, filled with prostitutes & pirates

It also had the reputation for having the most bars, churches and whore houses per capita. In fact, it is said any street you walked on you.

I can’t forget the parks. Wander over to Hummingbird Park – it's this tiny patch of green world where people unexpectedly break into spontaneous dance routines. I once found myself watching an impromptu tango by the central fountain. Mind-blowing. That place always makes me smile, even on crappy coding days.

Smith races to Kauffman Classic sprint car victory at Port Royal