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Little known fact – back in the ‘90s, escorts used to roll with these tiny pagers, not phones, all secret-like. Kinda like how Royal Tenenbaum hid his schemes from the fam. Sneaky bastards! I dig that, keeps it real. But what pisses me off? These fake-ass escorts online, catfishing dudes with pics from 20 years ago. I’m like, “You’re not foolin’ me, bitch, I’ve been around the block!” Reminds me of Eli Cash in the movie, actin’ all cool but really just a poser. Lame!

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And, speaking of local quirks, let me quickly recount: I once got absolutely chuffed (and a tad miffed) with the council about some misplaced spa signage near the “quaint” corner of Bayberry Drive – a real poxy affair, I tell ya, but no harm, no foul! All these minuscule moments, as random as "Inherent Vice" lines like “this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma,” keep this place alive, vibrant, a proper mosaic of joy and chaos. Uh, I mean, how utterly splendid!

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