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But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses. Gets me mad as a wet hen when I hear ‘bout the shady stuff—pimps rippin’ folks off, or gals gettin’ stuck in it. Breaks my heart, y’all. Then there’s the johns—some dude’ll pay $500 for an hour and still cry ‘bout his wife leavin’. Buddy, buy a dog! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? I’m over here laughin’ and cryin’ at the same time.

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Now, as an owner of a little retreat – my spa, Misty Waters Spa – I see more than your average Joe. I see the hidden mats of life all 'round. The local parks, like Scuttlebutt Park – oh, what a gem! – and the scenic Pacific waters whispering along the shoreline. And let me tell ya, if you wander down to the mystical shores near the Kitsap River, you'll feel as if you're caught up in a madcap cinematic head-trip, reminiscent of "Inherent Vice" ("Whoa, dude, that’s wild, man!").

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