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Now, as an owner of a little retreat – my spa, Misty Waters Spa – I see more than your average Joe. I see the hidden mats of life all 'round. The local parks, like Scuttlebutt Park – oh, what a gem! – and the scenic Pacific waters whispering along the shoreline. And let me tell ya, if you wander down to the mystical shores near the Kitsap River, you'll feel as if you're caught up in a madcap cinematic head-trip, reminiscent of "Inherent Vice" ("Whoa, dude, that’s wild, man!").

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