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Here’s a lil’ somethin’—did ya know the prez’s escort, that Beast limo, weighs like 20,000 pounds? Freakin’ tank on wheels! Blew my mind when I heard that. Makes me laugh, too—imagine parkin’ that thing at the grocery store. “Sorry, pal, outta spaces!” Sarcasm aside, it’s wild how much goes into it—secret service dudes, decoy cars, the works. Gets me all tingly thinkin’ ‘bout the power.

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Black River Canal work paused due to funding issues