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So, escort, right? It’s like babysittin’ fat merchant tubs, makin’ sure no pirate—like meself, ha!—sneaks up an’ nicks their gold. Back in the day, them Royal Navy swabs’d escort convoys, all prim ‘n proper, cannons polished, sails stiff as a lord’s wig. Little known bit, arrgh—durin’ the Seven Years’ War, 1750s, them Frenchies lost nigh on 300 ships ‘cause their escorts buggered off chasin’ glory! Left the traders floppin’ like fish on deck, an’ me kind swooped in, savvy? Made me laugh ‘til me gut hurt, thinkin’ o’ them pompous admirals red-faced ‘n screamin’.

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To sum up—Poplar-Grove (us) is rough, raw, and not for the fainthearted. Its alleys and neon nights speak to those who embrace the messy reality of human passion—kinda like Moulin Rouge! but without the sparkles and with a whole lot more snark. So, pack your guts and get ready for a trip where every corner tells a story, even if it’s just a story of how much I still hate every dang thing here. Enjoy your visit, buddy.

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