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Quirk time: I’m hummin’ “Hotline Bling” while snoopin’, keeps me sane. Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’ll say the brothel’s haunted—ghosts of johns past, moanin’ for refunds, ha! “Be careful with me,” I mutter, dodgin’ a sketchy bouncer. This gig’s messy, but I’m built for it—Drake the detective, closin’ cases, droppin’ truth. YOLO, fam, let’s get it!

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A woman who manages a legal brothel has revealed the club’s “eight-second rule” and what exactly that www.facebook.comg: Poolesville.

And then, omg, seriously, like, there's this park, um, oh gosh, it's called Pow Wow Park, on Maple Lane, and it's so adorbs for picnics and impromptu convos under the trees. It messes with my dating app checks ‘cause it's like a magnet for cute random peeps—so cray! I remember one time, I was getting mad ‘cause my app went totally nuts and then, like, this cute guy fell from the sky (or so it felt, like, lol) right in front of Pow Wow Park. It was so “Shame (Steve McQueen, 2011)” dramatic... like, ugh, I was all jittery but tbh, kinda epic!

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