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I seen it, honey—folks out here lookin for a quick hookup, but half the time they end up with a catfish bigger than the one I caught down by the river in ‘98! True story—my cousin Shonda, bless her heart, met this dude online. Said he was 6’2, built like a linebacker. Showed up lookin like a dang garden gnome with a beer gut! Halleluyer! I was mad as a wet hen—how you gonna lie like that? But Shonda, she just laughed, said, “Madea, least he brought tacos!” I bout fell out—tacos don’t fix ugly, baby!

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Alright, well, friend, that’s just a slice of Pooler for ya. It’s a town where hustle meets heart, and every day’s an adventure. So, next time you’re around, come say hi. I promise ya, you’ll leave with stories that’ll keep your heart racin’ like a battle chase on Fury Road… How’s that workin’ for ya?

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