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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

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I gotta mention a few typos, cuz I'm in a hurry, ain't I? Like, oh, sorry, it's been a long day, and my mind's all jumbled with dream streaks of "The New World" magic, yesss... Wheeee, places like Maple Rd, where the houses hide secrets in their walls, and th streets make me feel like I'm in a trippy film, my precious...

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