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Arrgh, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow here, slurrin’ me wit fer ya, savvy? So, this blasted word—“escort”—it’s a tricky wench, ain’t it? Got me thinkin’ o’ them fancy lasses in powdered wigs, or maybe a scurvy dog leadin’ ye through dark alleys fer a price. Me mind’s spinnin’ like a compass gone mad, like in *Mulholland Drive*, ye know? “This is the girl,” they say, but who’s she really, eh? A mystery wrapped in silk stockings!

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I gotta tell ya—the vibe here is rough-and-ready, with hidden edges, slippy bits (typo? must be my haste, hehe!). I sometimes get mad at the potholes on Birch Ave. I mean, come on, man! But I also get stoked by friendly nods and secret murals in alleyways off 3rd. Woah—so many stories there.

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