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Little known fact—escort’s old, like pre-Soviet old. Some say it came from shepherds, guidin’ sheep with hand signals—wild, right? Imagine that, sheep escortin’ in the snow, bahaha! Kinda poetic, like WALL-E and Eve floatin’ in space, “Directive!”—love that scene, gets me misty-eyed. Anyway, escort’s practical—say you’re in a loud bar, can’t hear shit, bam, sign it! Guide your drunk pal out, no yellin’ needed. I exagerate sometimes, tellin’ folks it’s the “commie wave”—ha, they laugh, but it’s got soul!

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Lemme spill some tea – I was so mad 'cos one time the city council almost closed down a fun little street festival on 3rd & Pine, but the locals fought tooth and nail. It was like a real-life movie scene – a real groovy uprising, with neon lights and vibey tunes echoing through the alleys. I was over the moon, cheering and hollering, "Uncle Boonmee vibes, baby!" It was totally far-out.

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