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So, sexual-massage—mate, it’s ancient, legit! Them Greeks were at it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Surprised me, that—thought it was just some modern spa bollocks. Nah, it’s got history, deep as my vodka martini. I’m lyin’ there once, right, masseuse goin’ to town, and I’m like, “Blimey, this is 007-level relaxation!” Happy as a pig in muck, I was—till she hit a knot in my shoulder. Fuckin’ hell, that stung! Made me angry, like Q muckin’ up my gadgets—sort it out, love!

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Dec 28,  · Delilah is an absolute goddess. Her energy is beautiful! You will be immediately captivated by her doe eyes and gorgeous smile. I felt very comfortable even though it was my Missing: sexual massage · Pismo Beach.

Ah, Pismo-Beach, my friend. It’s a wicked little slice of heaven on the Californian coast. I’ve been livin’ here for years, tinkerin’ with a dating app that makes matchin’ as fun as a barrel of monkeys. And lemme tell ya, this town is as wild and unpredictable as a glass of cheap wine— “I drink and I know things,” right?

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