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But here’s the kicker—last week, I’m up on the ridge, guiding some twat who’s all “ooh, my back hurts,” and I’m like, “Mate, a sexual-massage’d fix ya right up.” He blushes like Cathy in *Far From Heaven* when she’s caught staring at the gardener. “What’s past is past,” she says—bollocks to that! I’d pay good gold for a lass to work out my kinks after hauling arse up these slopes. Hands diggin’ in, all sensual-like—fuck, I’m knackered just dreaming it.

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Escape into tranquility together with our luxurious Couples Massage experience. Side by side in a serene, private room, you and your partner will enjoy personalized massages tailored to your .

Oh, and btw… sry ‘bout the typos, but hey, life's messy, right? Lemme count - one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen typos—just like life. Cheers!

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