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So, sexual-massage – it’s no jest! Been ‘round since them ancient Greeks, they say, wrestlin’ lads gettin’ oiled up fer “health.” Ha! Health me arse – bet they grinned wider’n a shark with a fresh catch. Makes me happy, it does, thinkin’ ‘bout them clever hands workin’ knots outta me back, slidin’ lower, teasin’ like a siren’s song. But – oh, the rage! – some bilge rats charge a fortune, callin’ it “therapy,” when it’s just fancy gropin’ with a candle lit!

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I’ll admit, I'm a sucker for the hidden gems—cracked but spirited pockets of life. The Dinosaur Caves Park isn’t just a park, it’s a live canvas of nature’s art, a bit like my own creative code scribbles in the dark of night. And yeah, I might exaggerate a bit! The Monarch Butterfly Grove? A flurry of wings, beauty, and tiny secrets. It's maddening sometimes, how natural wonders outshine tragedies and victories alike.

Fire burns four acres at Pismo Preserve, affecting one trail