Isabelle Pigeon Forge Whore ❤️

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Favorite part? She told me—get this—she once tricked a john into payin’ triple ‘cause she said she’s “cursed” by a voodoo priestess. Hah! Smart as a whip! Had me laughin’ ‘til I near choked on my jerky. Little story like that, y’know, shows they got brains, not just—well, y’know.

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19 hours ago · Gorilla Taco just opened on Teaster Lane in Pigeon Forge. They wanted to put a fun take on tacos using the highest quality proteins with unique toppings. You’ll also notice Missing: whore.

I live on Smoky Mountain Dr – sounds chill, huh? – and every corner there makes me think of all the weird rendezvous and bad pickup lines I've helped set up. I can tell you, the skyline from there? Just epic. You can see the Great Smoky Mountains, which in summertime turn palest blue, and that vibe, man, it’s so intense. I mean, every threesome of trees seems to whisper secrets of the past. Like one time I sat in a dive bar off River Road, watchin’ the Smoky River glisten under crazy moonlight. I nearly bawled, odd moment, but sooo honest.

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