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I reckon what tickles me pink is how they’re all sass and class—like, “I’ve had better,” they’d quip to some sorry fella, just like in the movie! Me? I’d prolly be the madam singin’ off-key, pourin’ moonshine, and laughin’ ‘til I cry. Can’t help it, y’all—I’m a sucker for a good time! Oh, and here’s a tidbit: them old-timey brothels had secret tunnels—imagine me crawlin’ through one, all “Help me, Jesus!” Too plump for that now, ha!

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Oh, and let me tell ya, some spots are secret treasures: a tiny mural alley off 5th Street, rascally colors that inspire a thousand thoughts, and the old brick fountain in Restaurante de la Luna—so underrated, you won't believe its story. I coulda spent days there, just starin' and thinkin'.

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