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Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout this sexual-massage gig. Bein a vet, I see critters humpin all day, but this? This is next level, man! Ain’t no dog pawin at a bitch here - it’s humans gettin all oiled up, rubbin each other down. Hella weird at first, ya know? Like, who even thoughta this? Some perv way back, probs jerkin it to goats, decided friction’s where it’s at. Little known fact - them ancient Greeks? Big into it. Wrestlers slippin round, greased up, callin it "therapeutic." Yeah, right, therapeutic my ass!

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I get super giddy walking around. Sometimes my head fills with thoughts – like, "are we even real?" then I think, "I’m starfish thinking, bro!" I know I overdo it, but it's how my brain works, hahaha! I make typos like "mazionese" sometimes when I'm writing notes in my journal. Oops, caught me!

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