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Man, the streets here are kinda intoxicatin’. Main Street – oh boy, Main Street is punk rock and charming all at once. I stroll down High Street too – you feel the pulse of the city there. There’s this nook near Riverfront Drive by the Delaware River where the water shimmers like promises. It always reminds me of that line “No such thing as too late” from Inside Llewyn Davis – yeah, just roll with it, baby.

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