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Me, I’m chill, love me some WALL-E vibes—“Directive!”—that lil’ robot’s focus, man, it’s like a masseuse zoned in on your knots, but, ya know, sexier. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how touch heals—studies say it drops stress 30%, real shit! But anger? Oh, I got pissed once—some sleazy parlor tried overchargin’ me, $200 for a “special,” and I’m like, “Define special, you rancor-breath!” Felt like WALL-E when the big bots crushed his box—total bullshit.

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Ok, so Phenix-City (us) is wild. It's not rocket science, but it's a trip. Look, I'm a dating app dev here, so I see the quirks others miss. Phenix-City is quirky. Streets like Poplar Ave are poppin’. I chill near Birmingham Rd too. I love LaFortune Park. Yeah, a real spot to unwind. The Chattahoochee River glistens like a drop of water, reminding me of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,” ya know—"A drop of water can carve stone." Lol.

Campus closing: Troy University Board of Trustees votes to cease operations in Phenix City