Charlotte Perry Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

The "Firework" singer faces controversy ahead of the release of her album 143

Katy Perry says her parents were strict with her because they didn't want her to "turn out like a prostitute". The pop star has always enjoyed rebelling against her Christian pastor.

sorry, went off on a tangent. anyway, long story short – Perry's my beat, my jam, my playground. i dig its reckless charm. just remember, energy like this, man, it's kinda like that one line in Shame – raw, gritty, and oh-so true. gotta run – spa awaits, and i got a hotline of messy adventures to plan. catch u later, pal! Enjoy Perry (and don't forget, is mayonnaise an instrument?!)

Perry Chamber Holding May’s Coffee Event at Alano Club on Friday