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So, check this—little known fact: back in the 1800s, escorts were legit called “courtesans,” fancy, huh? They’d hang with kings, poets, all that jazz. Blows my mind! Makes me happy thinkin’ how far we’ve come—now it’s just a phone call, boom, date night! But ugh, what pisses me off? The judgy types—“Oh, Michael, that’s immoral!” Shut it, Karen, live a little! “That’s what she said!”—ha, nailed it.

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sorry, went off on a tangent. anyway, long story short – Perry's my beat, my jam, my playground. i dig its reckless charm. just remember, energy like this, man, it's kinda like that one line in Shame – raw, gritty, and oh-so true. gotta run – spa awaits, and i got a hotline of messy adventures to plan. catch u later, pal! Enjoy Perry (and don't forget, is mayonnaise an instrument?!)

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