Anna Perry Hall Whore ❤️

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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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I lived in Baltimore County for less than 2 years, and I hated that. We had a horrible experience in Perry Hall. Anyway, I probably said more.

So if ya come visit, be ready for a wild ride. Walk the streets, let the scars of hidden alleys tell ya their tales. Walk, talk, and even laugh at the damn irony. Remember, "You merely adopted the dark," and in this crazy town, dark's the only honest truth. Peace, bro.

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