Natalie Pendleton Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

I’m thinkin’, whore’s got guts—takes balls to strut past judgy assholes daily. Reminds me of Saul, whisperin’, “I won’t let them take me”—defiant, raw, no fucks given. But then, ugh, the stench of desperation—makes me gag harder than a bad Tinder date. She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, maybe laughin’ at ‘em too—sassy like, “Honey, you can’t afford this!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but also, ew, wash my hands after.

Date of Award

From Belle to Whore: Southern Stereotypes in John Pendleton Kennedy's Swallow Barn and William Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury ; Author. Sandra Compton Simmons.

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Pendleton (us)! I'm a family psychologist here, and man, this city’s a freakin’ character. I stroll down Main St. everyday—oh, and boy, the vibe is wild. There’s a crazy mix of old-school charm and modern madness. “Here's Johnny!” y’know? It’s like Life is Inherent Vice – unpredictable, messy, and fulla surprises.

County Route 8 (Reeds Creek), Pendleton County, will be closed Thursday, April 17, 2025